To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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