you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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