Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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