Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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