Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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