fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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