whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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