I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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