Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My sheets look like a crime scene.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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