We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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