How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Your cock deserves a montage
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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