My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So. Much. Porn.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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