quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Just pee around me
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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