whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
