Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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