After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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