dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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