I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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