In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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