i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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