Dual....:-)
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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