you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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