I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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