This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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