So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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