More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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