I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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