I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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