Christians are straight up FREAKS
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.