i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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