I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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