Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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