Got a toothbrush?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
