just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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