Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
where am i from again
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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