All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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