Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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