Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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