it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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