after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Bring me that man meat
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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