People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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