After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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