Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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