I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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