And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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