Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
COCAINE IS GR8
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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