i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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