I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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