Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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