I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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