too bad you live with your parents still
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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