Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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