Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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