Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Randomize
