In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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